Just Carl

Carl [kahrl] -noun
1. A strong, robust fellow, especially a strong manual laborer. 2. A miser; an extremely thrifty person. 3. A 27 year old Irish guy living in America with too much to say and not enough people to listen.

It’s pretty incredible that the TV version of Game of Thrones decides to bastardise the part of the books where Jaime starts to develop into a “good” character by making him rape Cersei. 

In the books, they had sex, Jaime ends up hating Cersei, etc… all fair enough, nothing evil going on from him. 

TV show writers: “How can we put this on screen in a way that shows he and Cersei are no more and he’s now a good guy? Oh I know, let’s have him rape her!”. Jesus.

So many scenes of the TV show misrepresent the book in shitty ways, but this complete degradation of Jaime’s character takes the cake… against its will.

thewoodquarter:

The Air Corps have uploaded these bloody amazing shots of Dublin to their Facebook page. 

"What part of Ireland are you from?"

^ That part

I’ll believe it when I see it. Thieving cunts.

I’ll believe it when I see it. Thieving cunts.

If I post a photo of a sandwich, you lot freak the fuck out, send me hate mail for eating meat, praise my culinary skills, advise me on a better sandwich, tell me about the last sandwich you had…

I post a photo of a three mile traffic jam, with fire trucks, ambulances, and a fucking helicopter on the road, I get nothing. 

Tumblr, man.

GUYS. 

GUYS…. she knows about Gandalf… AND SMÉAGOL. 

She knows Middle Earth characters! DO YOU GET IT? DO YOU SEE? SHE’S A DORK! SO QUIRKY! LOOK AT HER SLANTED GLASSES GUYS. SHE DOESN’T CARE BECAUSE SHE’S SO DORKY AND QUIRKY!

(Source: ravenclawinabluebox)

Meanwhile, on Snapchat…

CBS JUST ANNOUNCED COLBERT IS REPLACING LETTERMAN

THAT’S THE SAME NETWORK AS CRAIG FERGUSON.

Oh my shit, CBS is so much better than everyone else.

Source http://m.today.com/entertainment/stephen-colbert-named-next-host-late-show-2D79511500

justcarl:

Clearing out some inactive accounts from my snapchat. 

Replace them with your activity! 

IrishInCali

Last call on this before I delete. You really are missing out on the magical world that is my life if you’re not on here. 

Those on there with me have seen me:

  • Mow grass
  • Eat a taco
  • Lie in bed
  • Sit at a bar
  • Dry off after a shower
  • Drive past a Carl’s Jr. and comment on the name.

The fun never ends!

This yard was a total wreck before I started work. I’m a proud garden daddy!

This yard was a total wreck before I started work. I’m a proud garden daddy!

Equality for Most.