Just Carl

Carl [kahrl] -noun
1. A strong, robust fellow, especially a strong manual laborer. 2. A miser; an extremely thrifty person. 3. A 27 year old Irish guy living in America with too much to say and not enough people to listen.

You’re a bit slow on the suggest blogs there, tumblr.

You’re a bit slow on the suggest blogs there, tumblr.

I just came to the conclusion that I’m not following anyone under a 7. I’m a shallow cunt.

I had a floater in my eye that wouldn’t go away, and after about 5 minutes of watching it move unexpectedly while I swished my eyes around, I realised it was actually a tiny spider on my glasses.

The front camera on my new phone automatically sets itself to “beauty” mode, but in my case it should be called ghost mode. 
I am NOT that pale any more. My phone is a fucking liar.

The front camera on my new phone automatically sets itself to “beauty” mode, but in my case it should be called ghost mode. 

I am NOT that pale any more. My phone is a fucking liar.

Anonymous said: I love the way you use words. You're the best.

That’s really, really, really good of you. That makes me feel very, very, very good.

Movie suggestions?

After this disappointment with Divergent, I need to find something new worth watching. .

What have you seen in the last year or so that’s worth seeing? 

"If you don’t fit into a category, they can’t control you"

The above is an actual line and basic premise of the movie “Divergent”. 

Fuck, this movie is the most emo-tween nonsense I’ve seen in a while. I was expecting a sci-fi movie, not Hunger Games made for even broodier people.

They have a futuristic-dystopian version of Harry Potter’s sorting hat, the “look how unique and different they all are” factions of Hunger Games, and the character depth and empty-headedness of Twighlight. It’s like they literally hand-picked parts of popular tween movies to make another one.

All of which really add nothing to the story, and all of which are as boring and as eye-rolling as anything you’re going to see in 2014. 

What a humongous pile of arse gravy this is.

Putting in a search for “soothing voice” on YouTube produces some weird shit, man.

All I wanted was to relax and sleep, but now I just feel like a creep.