Just Carl

Not entirely unlike a blog

Cats are just psychopaths with retractable blades on their hands.

#Freed Ireland

I don’t know what I’m looking at, but I dig it.

(Source: bunburyknowles)

Over a 1000 notes in the past month. You lot need to find hobbies. 

Over a 1000 notes in the past month. You lot need to find hobbies. 

Me on tumblr lately. 

Me on tumblr lately. 

thotnun:

Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats

No it isn’t. 
Literally took me two clicks to find this from 2011.

We have a significantly brilliant woman speaking out against “exposing” and “exploiting” female celebrities (and women in general), and her fans response? “Let’s reblog a clearly photoshopped image of her tits without the slightest effort to confirm it’s legit, and call it a good cause”. 
Well done tumblr. 

thotnun:

Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats

No it isn’t. 

Literally took me two clicks to find this from 2011.

We have a significantly brilliant woman speaking out against “exposing” and “exploiting” female celebrities (and women in general), and her fans response? “Let’s reblog a clearly photoshopped image of her tits without the slightest effort to confirm it’s legit, and call it a good cause”. 

Well done tumblr. 

(Source: wustitch)

Stupid cats

I have the house to myself for the weekend, so of course I’m walking round with no clothes on, but the cats have to look at me and make it weird. 

I’m on a porn site for the articles.

Seriously.

While browsing Data Is Beautiful on reddit, I came across this data from PornHub. Essentially looks at what women want from porn and compares it to men. 

It’s actually really interesting. Don’t worry, the link is mostly SFW. No videos or images will jump out at you, just text and graphs like these. 

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Turns out women are actually more into hardcore, rough, and threesome sex. Kudos, ladies. 

It’s almost surreal watching republicans on the news suggesting “all visas and passports” are withdrawn/rejected from Africa because of the Ebola crisis. 

It’s like… I don’t know what it’s like, actually. The amount of forced ignorance required to make that jump is just astonishing. 

We get it, you’re xenophobic. You don’t want foreigners, especially non-white ones, staining your totally-legit-homogeneous-all-families-born-on-god’s-America country. But what happened to the days when you tried to hide it? 

You’re not asking for precaution, or medical research, or funding for programs to help prevent ebola. You’re literally asking to block Africans from entering your country. Up front. Bold as brass. Straight-up don’t want Africans coming into your country any more. 

I know democrats/liberals are largely assholes in this country, but jesusfuck the republican politicians here take the cake.